PSA

Use the crosswalk. Do not think that I will stop for your lame ass as you saunter at your leisurely pace across four lanes of traffic. If you walk yourself into my path, and you are not in the sacred protection of the crosswalk, I will run you down and I will laugh, manically as I speed away.

*Note....

I misspelled both leisurely and manically while writing this post. Thankfully, I used spell-check before posting. You should too. ....