Life's a Female Dog in Heat, and Then You Wonder Is it Ever Going to End Already?

I have been really unmotivated lately, and when I say lately, I mean for like the last three years. I am just not really down with the whole "life" thing. I have decided that I don't really like people. They kind of annoy me. Not you people though, I mean, you people are cool. I mean why else would you be here reading my blog if you weren't. Maybe you were just really bored and happened to be googling Sex and the 12 Year Old and that's how you ended up here, which by the way, makes you really uncool in my book, you should probably leave now. I really need to pull myself out of this funk. I was thinking at the beginning of the month I would do a post a day in May because it's all rhymey and crap, but then I couldn't even commit to doing that because everyday I would sit in front of my monitor and stare at the little button that says "New Post" and be all like "Screw you New Post button, I hate you!" That was when I knew that I might want to look into some Zoloft or Abilify, but I don't believe in meds, so then I turned to coffee which just made me really antsy and angry, so then there was food, because gaining 20 pounds is just like taking an anti depressent. And then I realized, I am only halfway through my life and really started wishing that the next time I went to Target I could just pick up a new life by the latest big name designer who has sold their line to Target recently. I would like a Cynthia Rowley life please. But while I am here, I may as well pick up a Liberty of London alter ego, you know, just in case.