Blogging in the Third Person, Past Tense

Jayne was a very confused girl. You see, she did not quite know herself at all. There were times when the world made perfect sense to Jayne, and then, there were the times when she thought it should just implode on itself because that would make perfect sense.

One day, Jayne set out on a journey. A journey to find out the meaning of life and to share with those she encountered all her questerly knowledge. Jayne knew this would be a soul searching journey of the most importance and through her travels she knew she would encounter many a ne're sayer. But on with her journey she would go, to discover why exactly the world should not implode and to also discover the mystery that is Jello.

PSA

Use the crosswalk. Do not think that I will stop for your lame ass as you saunter at your leisurely pace across four lanes of traffic. If you walk yourself into my path, and you are not in the sacred protection of the crosswalk, I will run you down and I will laugh, manically as I speed away.

*Note....

I misspelled both leisurely and manically while writing this post. Thankfully, I used spell-check before posting. You should too. ....